citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
superman: it's a metaphor
jillyd4:

myusernamehere:

thegoatjustatethemoney:


Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.Interviewer: But you have to do it!Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.Interviewer: But it’s good for you!Adele: It’s good for you but you don’t have to do it … I don’t really want to talk about masturbating on TV when there’s cameras.Interviewer: I was not talking about masturbating, I was talking about singing!Adele: Oh my god.

ADELE YOU FUCKING HERO

*DEAD*

CRYING
margaery-tyrell:

#men’s rights activists

hi:

I respect those people who get a lot done on their days off cause I am the absolute opposite and do nothing all day whenever I can

(via constable-connor)

sherlocksmyth:

i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.

(via decentea)

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

(Source: brotherblaze, via littleshack)