hi:

imagine if eating pizza made you lose weight

(via hi)

tobaccoes:

Sometimes you stop talking to someone because you keep telling yourself that if they wanted to talk to you, they would.

(via hi)

kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

(via hi)

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

(via goldentulips)

girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know

softna:

i need a two hour long hug

(via hi)

fhaul:

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

(Source: fhauly, via hi)

that feeling when multiple senses precipitate nostalgic moments.

oh, those bittersweet and numbing moments

vvankinq:

narcimallows:

hamburgay:

blinking is like clapping for your eyes

just remember that ur eyelids are always applauding u and cheering u on even if nobody else is

This website is so inspirational

(Source: blank, via hi)

fukkkres:


u lucky he holdin me back bitch on antartica i woulda slept u