imagine if eating pizza made you lose weight

(via hi)


Sometimes you stop talking to someone because you keep telling yourself that if they wanted to talk to you, they would.

(via hi)


Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

(via hi)


once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

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girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know


i need a two hour long hug

(via hi)


repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

(Source: fhauly, via hi)

that feeling when multiple senses precipitate nostalgic moments.

oh, those bittersweet and numbing moments




blinking is like clapping for your eyes

just remember that ur eyelids are always applauding u and cheering u on even if nobody else is

This website is so inspirational

(Source: blank, via hi)


u lucky he holdin me back bitch on antartica i woulda slept u